Jack's wife, Susan, is a really good looking woman. Tall, blond, great body, all around...
This morning, Jack's at work, she is in the shower, when there is a knock on the door.
She quickly throws a bath towel over her shoulders and answers the knock.
It's Charley, Jack's best friend. After a moment of embarrassment, Charley asks: “Has Jack gone to work yet?” Susan tells him that, yes, her husband is already on his way to work.
Charley looks Susan over, from head to toe and says:
“I have always wanted to see your body without it being covered. Would you drop this towel, if I gave you five hundred Euros?”
Susan thinks for a moment and decides that she could do a lot of nice things with this amount of money and drops the towel.
Charley just stands there and stares. Finally he pulls out €500.00, hands them to Susan, turns and leaves.
In the evening, Jack comes home and asks if there is any interesting News. So Susan tells him that Charley was here, asking for him.
“Oh”, says Jack, “was he now? Did he mention anything about the 500 Euros he owes me?”
is afraid that you might have heard this one before.