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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Do you know this one...?


Jack's wife, Susan, is a really good looking woman. Tall, blond, great body, all around...
This morning, Jack's at work, she is in the shower, when there is a knock on the door.
She quickly throws a bath towel over her shoulders and answers the knock.
It's Charley, Jack's best friend. After a moment of embarrassment, Charley asks: “Has Jack gone to work yet?” Susan tells him that, yes, her husband is already on his way to work.
Charley looks Susan over, from head to toe and says:
“I have always wanted to see your body without it being covered. Would you drop this towel, if I gave you five hundred Euros?”
Susan thinks for a moment and decides that she could do a lot of nice things with this amount of money and drops the towel.
Charley just stands there and stares. Finally he pulls out €500.00, hands them to Susan, turns and leaves.
In the evening, Jack comes home and asks if there is any interesting News. So Susan tells him that Charley was here, asking for him.

“Oh”, says Jack, “was he now? Did he mention anything about the 500 Euros he owes me?”

Bertstravels
is afraid that you might have heard this one before.

Monday, March 20, 2017

It works both ways:

Mrs. Smith sues her neighbour Mr. Jones, charging that he defamed her by calling her a pig.
The Judge finds Mr. Jones guilty and imposes a $100.00 fine.
Mr. Jones asks the judge: "Does this mean that it is illegal to call Mrs. Smith a pig?"
"This is correct", says the judge, "you cannot call Mrs. Smith a pig"
Mr. Jones thinks for a moment and then asks: "Is it also illegal to call a pig Mrs. Smith?"
"No", answers the judge, "there is no law against calling a pig Mrs. Smith."
Mr. Jones turns to Mrs. Smith and says: "Good afternoon, Mrs. Smith!"


Friday, March 17, 2017

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Let's look at this vacuum cleaner issue

Since the salesman assured the lady that this vacuum cleaner cuts the work in half, she assumed that the purchase and usage of a second cleaner would finish the whole job.
However, the second vacuum again would cut the remaining work in half, so a third cleaner would again cut the work in half, and so on and so on, each vacuum would only cut the remaining job in half until the lady purchases an infinite number of vacuum cleaners.
( The Hoover Comp. would love this lady.)

Bertstravels 
is reminded of the Greek Philosopher Zeno
and his theory of Achilles and the turtle.

Well, isn't it logical?

The salesman says to the lady:
"Madam, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half"
says the lady: "Great! Give me two of them"

This should figure says
Bertstravels

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Is Spring here already?


Without my knowledge or consent... 
they come back every year!
And every year I am astonished and pleased.

Monday, March 13, 2017

Joke or Analysis of Personality ?."

Two cows stand in the middle of a meadow.
One turns to the other and says: "although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes to infinity!" The second cow turns to the first and says: "Mooo"

Bertstravels
stole this one from
"Plato and a Platypus
walk into a Bar"